• Emerald@lemmy.world
    5·
    10 months ago

    Rust: you are transgender

    ASM: you are a nerd

    Python: You are a high school student

    Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.

    PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript

    HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.

    Brainfuck: you like to brag

    • sag@lemm.eeOP
      2·
      10 months ago

      Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash