This was great, 'cause just like at work, I thought I knew what he would do with it. But nope!

The next day:

Product Owner: “We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint.”

Dev Team: “Uhhhh… That’s not possible. How would we even do that?”

Product Owner: “How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?”

Dev Team: “The number of Devs isn’t the issue here. This is more of a physics problem.”

Product Owner: “Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers.”

Dev Team: Updating resumes in background

QA vs first release to customers.

please use a link/photo post

very funny video tho