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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-27 months agoThe next day: Product Owner: “We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint.” Dev Team: “Uhhhh… That’s not possible. How would we even do that?” Product Owner: “How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?” Dev Team: “The number of Devs isn’t the issue here. This is more of a physics problem.” Product Owner: “Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers.” Dev Team: Updating resumes in background
The next day:
Product Owner: “We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint.”
Dev Team: “Uhhhh… That’s not possible. How would we even do that?”
Product Owner: “How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?”
Dev Team: “The number of Devs isn’t the issue here. This is more of a physics problem.”
Product Owner: “Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers.”
Dev Team: Updating resumes in background