1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

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The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”

Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”

Can you be my boss plz?

Due to inflation I now leave at 3:30

Not long before AI just tells me to google it, or read the manual.

Not today, CIA!

You dont need to exit it don’t worry about it.

Dearest ChatGPT, What the fuck is a shared secret?

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

Send them a bill for “website toner”

You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.

I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven’t learned how to write properly.

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We are not the same

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What actually is devops?

What was kiwi?

You could try Nuclino? I use it all the time for small project collaboration

Its just shit.

Yeah but all the other jobs don’t leave you with crypto debt up to your eyeballs. I have $83k in credit card debt that I used to buy LUNA.