Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

So it was a spelling mistake? They’re actually The Knights of The Ground Table!

Not on this side of the pond. We typically don’t have a ground floor, that’s just the first floor.

Mine isn’t just barren. I’ve tilled it with salt.

This right here is why I love you guys. Someone posted a bug, and we already have two people testing said bug, and giving reports within 30 minutes of the bug report.

Never change Lemmy :)

I just checked it on Sync for Lemmy, and it showed as a blue block till I clicked it. I’m using a Galaxy S10e. It does show two instances of the word “spoiler” at the beginning of the text, but that’s just something Sync does. Works fine elsewhere.

Why are you giving out parent of the year awards for crimes against humanity?

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

Do they still make Kix?

I’d recommend against it. Seems to cause my father no end of headaches

That’s probably true. My father has been developing in COBOL since the '70s. I didn’t bother learning it because I was under the impression that he was being paid more for experience than his basic skills.

There may be, but as far as I can tell, they won’t pay what the people that still need COBOL are willing to pay

You missed the banks tripping over themselves to find a COBOL programmer. My father makes stupid amounts of money (read, $400-$1600 per hour) maintaining bank COBOL systems. My father is in his 70s.

COBOL is almost as much of a PITA as Lisp, but no one, not even the US Military that developed Lisp will pay the really big bucks to maintain it.

Before that we had ‽:-)

I have to agree. The Macintosh 128k didn’t even have an internal HDD. Everything was run on 3.5" floppies. Heck they may have invented the 3.5" floppy, idk. As you said, dragging the system dick icon to the trash on a 128k was literally the easiest way to eject the disk.

My father still owns one, that may actually work. He also got 2 extra external floppy drives for the thing. He also has an Apple ]|[

SCP should be able to secure the keyboard anomaly

The original “Internet Explorer” icon was a globe and magnifying glass, with the text “The Internet,” underneath

And there’s always Adderall for those of us that can’t stand coffee

I thought you made a custom thermos bottle at first

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.