I remember working in the office and the customer visited and took part in our task estimation meeting. We’ve spent about 3 hours in one block estimating their tasks because they had so much input.

AFAIR their deal is that one of them will attend university and then he’ll record those videos for their community to learn what he learned

For all AI’s faults, this is a bit funny

CI/CD is just git hooks with extra steps

Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

Nah, our tech stack is a loan shark who’ll come collect technical debt in a month’s time

Assembly was easier to me than C/C++.

Or studying computer science and learning about finite state machines

When you want IPv6 but your ISP says “no”

“Docker Compose v2”

basically had to alter a few of my Ansible recipes

I feel (as a fullstack developer) that letting websites run arbitrary code in your browser was a mistake.

The motto of my company. Their latest hit was trying to redefine the word “always”

I need to save up enough dough to be able to early retire the moment I hear that we need to adapt our software to Martian Time

I’ve heard COBOL devs being referred to in Polish as “koboliści” (I guess you could translate it as “cobolists”)

The company behind it folded after the dude got put in the clink and nobody cared for it anymore, perhaps precisely because the dude who invented it murdered his wife.

Thanks, now I hate recursive acronyms

No, it’s what XDebug does to your stacktraces if you have display errors on

Yeah, that’s my philosophy. Don’t mess with it unless I can get my ass in there and fix it in case it goes south.

You still need IP DNS to bootstrap, but you can use your ISP’s DNS for that

We were laughing at work because we use Psalm for PHP static analysis and one of the guys was getting bible quotes in the Google results