Set her up with a lemmy account…it’s better than random flowers she’ll love it!

I work with juniper switches 0 is my 1

This is torture to do to a programmer…report people torturing others to the authorities

I’m sorta like the pigeon but more just a vague understanding of the last critical thing that was asked of me.

“Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

Where does the surname nooblet hail from?

My browser will have blackjack and hookers…

Personal projects = it’ll work until it doesn’t

Professional projects = I’m hiding in the MDF hoping no one finds me

Ah shit…

You must be a sith…

In Agile, QA testing should be involved throughout the whole development process, with QA not just following the development, but supporting it. QA testing should be implemented early and continuously, with constant feedback to developers to ensure that any issues are fixed quickly.

Hmmm…