I Cast Fist

Neocities is already a modern geocities, so there’s that

Blaming the user. Always

^{I’m the user}

OP is not the brightest

For the group thing, I would expect at least a way to search/filter those accounts while looking at the group’s participants, even if I do have to manually remove them. Having to endlessly scroll a list with no apparent order is not fun.

Does it have tools to easily remove deleted accounts from groups? Or selecting several contacts from your contact list and deleting them? Because those are big features missing from telegram

Neither of them are very sharp

You know what, if I have a boy one day, I’ll name him Pascal. Hopefully, he won’t develop a lisp

Imagine a cabal of COBOL programmers called Cobol or Co Ball

So long as you’re willing to skip the first 8 minutes and play the next 20 seconds at 0.25 speed, where he very quickly glances over the problem, then goes on for another 10 minutes to talk about something unrelated in minute detail

Title mentions speaking italian

Not a single hand gesture anywhere

I’ve been duped

“Powerful graphics cards? Psshhh, who’ll ever need those?” - Intel, from 1990 to 2015

I spend more time researching and weighing options than actually programming.

It’s called Analysis Paralysis caused by Overchoice. Basically, the more similar options there are, the harder it is to pick.

Some let you shoot with a shotgun, some with an assault rifle, some with an elephant gun. It’s so fun to choose!

Finally, something to process “databases” that ditched excel for json!

I wonder if the first attempt was simply dragging that Mac System Software to the trash. Not “the computer icon”, but it’s possible the anecdote was/is slightly misremembered by John

I was about to say how Eclipse saved my ass once in final project in college, then I remembered it was Netbeans that saved me. It was a feature that create an ugly looking but fully functional system by connecting to a relational database - right now, I really wish I could remember the name of it, or the step by step. That was back in 2012.

The first victim of that serial killer was the knife wielding photographer, trembling in a vain attempt to scare the killer away.

Reminds me of a dude that wrote the equivalent of this in Visualg (a brazilian pseudocode language and program, meant solely for teaching programming)

if
  if
    if
      if
        if (x < 10) then
          print(x)
        else
      else
    else
  else
else

That the thing ran and didn’t complain about the amount of loose/needless if’s checking fuck all baffles my mind to this day.

I personally never understood how anyone could find Perl appealing or even “good” to program in, probably because I could never understand wtf the code was meant to do

Linux users and Arch users, btw