It was called Elvis back when it was a smiley
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Only if you’re a bad programmer :/
Technically, all comedy is staged unless you’re laughing at someone’s real life misfortune.
It’s boring to write
Don’t do releases on Friday!
The ones on your face, right now!
People are very resistant to change that reduces their expertise so that doesn’t really surprise me.
0·3 months agoPenis Huge Penguin?
But the turtle moves.
Only on the VIC20 and Atari STe. On the VIC20 you had to write the assembler, manually convert it to machine code and enter that into the computer. There was a cartridge with an assembler, debugger and an extra 3.5Kb memory for it but I never got one.
Frankly, if your test suite isn’t catching 95% or more of the bugs, there’s a problem with the test suite and if uat aren’t catching 95% or more of the remainder, there’s a problem with uat
Tell me that you don’t have a test suite without telling you don’t have a test suite
Imagine using extra characters in your variable names. And they say Java is verbose…
I thought it highlighted the line number in blue when it was your code. I use eclipse so can’t properly remember
Does your IDE not highlight the lines written by you in a different colour? Of course that doesn’t help when it’s an error in production!
But what does an Arch using vegan who does cross fit talk about first?
Maybe a play on “This page intentionally left blank” from the IBM manuals