What do you want to do with containers? That’s sort of the driver for making architectural decisions.

Junior dev: Oh no what is that symbol? Let me examine the code closely to find out

Senior dev: The form still works. Fuck you.

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This might be a dumb question, but are the interface names correct in your configurations?

Highest*

Somewhat related rant: I recently tried to set up a reverse proxy on a Synology NAS, my god was it convoluted.

I’ll take “big red flags” for $1000

I just threw up while crying

“That CAT 6 better be shielded”

Ask it for the final solution

suicAId

Nice work!

If they’re containerized they’ll run in a Kubernetes cluster, I’m sure you know this. Why not build the K8s infrastructure you need to get them functional? Or maybe Helm charts if you’re up for it.

You might be able to find an HP DL360 for around that price

The bug you’ll fix that will spawn 3 more somewhere else in the code

FTFY

Can’t I just download more gigabits?

Wrong. It needs to be taken to a field and beaten into tiny pieces

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

tar -cvf CowsLookLikeMaps.tar CowsLookLikeMaps

It runs on unicorn farts