My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.

So you’re saying if the Android messaging app were to suddenly change its security overnight, the bubble colors would change by default?

Fucking WHHHHHHYYYYYY? WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT BUBBLE COLORS?

I’ve been ridiculously, uh, uppity since beginning to work out more. It’s like high school again.