Taco

Bruh. Phones are just essentially ARM + Linux pocket PCs.

But my beloved Netscape! How will I possibly learn a new browser? I’m too old to learn!

Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”