The Pantser

Music assistant on home assistant or without HA will let you host your own music but also allow for the addition of streaming providers. It lets you cast your collection to pretty much any speakers. You can even build your own cast receivers with any android device and squeeze cast.

https://music-assistant.io/

Mail order bride?

I use anydesk for a single pc2pc connection and lately it’s been popping up with a 60 second ad saying like “we’re glad you are using it and you should start paying for a business license.” I use it about once every couple weeks. Like I’m not paying for your shit for a few times a month use.

Or not pooping for days

Nice when dreams come true.