Maybe I dont want a promotion? I just wanna write code and get paid. Please dont give me more responsibilities.

I dont care if the feature I’ve worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management’s problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

🦀 🦀 🦀

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

Thas not the AI though, thats a snippet from an article about how google search is shit now

Sounds fun! As long as you have no stake in the company lol

Why would an intern be allowed anywhere near prod DB? Do you not have lower environments?

No. Thats how you chaffing and friction burns on the side of your dick. Conceptually its hot, but please take them fully off before any further engagement.

Fix it then hire another QA

On the internet, nobody knows when you’re being sarcastic.

Hell no! I love QA, they find all the bugs I make since I dont bother with unit tests. I think every dev team should have 1:1 devs to testers.

Just dont write tests lol, that’s what QA is for.