Lovingly hand-prompted to an artisanal LLM.

Oh, so it’s not Python that’s cursed.

One of Python’s design philosophies is—or at least was—“we are all consenting adults here.” If you really want to turn Python into Brainfuck, the interpreter isn’t going to stop you.

What? There is no lib module.

$ python3.13 -c 'import lib'
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<string>", line 1, in <module>
    import lib
ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'lib'
$

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Docker, no docking!
Docker, no docking!
Docker, no docking!

OTP is built in to many password management applications. I use pass and the pass-otp extension.

You can also use OATH Toolkit’s oathtool(1).

Unless you’re a member of the big club, I’ve got bad news for you[1][2].

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

The fact that I now know is the very reason why I no longer start.

Don’t tell those other suckers, though, or else nothing will ever get started.

$ echo 'main;' > main.c && gcc main.c 2>/dev/null && ./a.out
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
$ 

• Cargo cult programming
• Five whys
• Are Your Lights On?: How to Figure Out What the Problem Really Is

It’s bigger than it looks: our data is spread across 64,000 worksheets.

Our “big data” is ActiveSheet.Rows.Count big.

This is the ideal tech worker. You may not like it, but this is what peak technology looks like.

We don’t always have the luxury of choosing our tools, and some tools are garbage.

You’re arguing against an entirely different thing. Nobody said writing code is bad.

Found the Java developer.

Trick or treat is a threat. They can’t refuse you treats because of the implication.

When I’m at some corpo writing corpo crap, I don’t really care because I already got paid.

It didn’t take long for you to prove their point for them, did it?