https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

SSO without 2FA

No love for .com files?

Granted they’re the exact opposite of cross-platform.

Other dude looks like the angry teacher from Daria

i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );

// what the fuck?

I just use a float between 0 and 1 with 0 being 1970 and 1 being the predicted heat death of the universe.

Won’t the computer’s clock reset every time you go to sleep and stop cranking the power generator?

If those are exclusive, Carlin wasn’t a comedian.