Ignotum

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
2. You are on a racetrack

Then there’s no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

“So this here is a rock”
“Uhh, in english please?”

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

shit fetch --all

Fork and knife explosive?! 😱

“i’ll fix that later”
Narrator: “they never did”

“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”

stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

I was a nano person for the longest time, was planning to try out vim but never did, until i saw a coworker using it and he explained a little about the vim “language” actually worked and how much you could do with it

With some encouragement from him and a week or two of reduced productivity i was able to do everything just as fast in vim as in nano, and it only got better from there, now i find any other editor slow and tiresome in comparison

Combine that with my pre-push hook that runs linting and tests, which takes about 10 minutes, and you’re gonna have a good time

I’ve long ago disabled the tests and only run linting now, i’m not a machochist