Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

I would normally put an if-statement before that to verify if IGNORANCE still equals BLISS

If you used Kelvin it would be even worse… 300F = 422K, multiply by 3 = 1266K = 1819F…

Is that like AskJeeves? I’ve never heard of them.

Yeah, it’s spelled “inherface”

And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking lot management