propter_hog [any, any]

So this is why everyone’s getting e. coli.

I will never call this the “Elvis” operator. That’s as dumb as dog shit. It’s called the ternary operator.

I didn’t see the full URL when I clicked it and was thinking of commenting “there’s also enterprise java fizzbuzz”. Get out of my head.

Needs a FactoryFactory

We have been played for absolute fools

So I decompiled the gnu c compiler once, and yes, it was just an elaborate use of ffmpeg

It adds a certain handcrafted quality to the code that you just can’t find elsewhere, like hand grinding your coffee beans with an electric grinder or turning the lights on using a wall switch.

Razor: if your house burns down because of the inevitable lithium fire it will cause, you’re on your own

MMU

it’s fucked up that my first thought was “Marvel Minematic Universe”

So they could make a Xed’s dead joke?

Testers are a godsend

Get a government job; everybody leaves at 5pm

Someone have a local clone? Post it to a different host.

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Asking the real questions

I Ching divination