I always thought of it more like “give me some motivation to add more stuff” in that “I turn coffee into code” sense.

I think if it’s going on every windows computer

It’s not, its just popular. Its not windows job to police what software you choose to run on it.

However Windows does actually have an optional certification program called WHQL for kernal level drivers. Getting this certification lets updates get posted via windows’ internal uodater. It checks the driver calls apis correctly and doesn’t misbehave with interrupt handling among other tests. Crowdstrike driver did pass this, and in fact there was no bug with the driver, the bug was with the configuration file. The configuration file updates about once an hour (and it really needs to do that), and does so outside the windows update process, making windows powerless to control its rollout. whql certification takes a few days to run and configuration files aren’t really in scope.

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I am a younger millenial and didnt have a cell phone until they got smart but most of the people I knew in highschool had blackberries or their knockoffs which had full keyboards. I still passed the capatcha though.

Skibidi toilet is actually one of the first gen alpha memes, not gen z.

I’ll take home over pgup/down any day.

Also Menu key is pretty obscure, I consider it a yellow, since it’s useful when you don’t have a mouse, but there are other shortcuts that can do it (shift+f10)

Pause is useless but only because escape steals all it’s usecases in apps.The only tool I know that uses it prominently is Windbg

Me adding one if statement around around a code block. Ah shit I guess I own the whole function now.

As a blind wheelchair user I find all the “see sharp run-time required” messages to be highly discriminatory!