> One, two, three, they gonna run back to me > >Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas > >One, two, three, they gonna run back to me > >They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave > > - Elle King - Ex’s and Oh’s
…I suppose that’s what Elon hopes will happen with his Ex- erm I mean X-users.
IT support, on the other hand, is more akin to exorcism. In a shaking voice the terrified user describes all the classic signs of a possessed computer, yet when you enter their cubicle and ask them to show you the polterbug, it has already fled in terror and the computer is working flawlessly again. You perform the ritual of reboot anyway, just to be sure.
If the Headquaters are situated in the ocean, they are Headqwaters.
Don’t call it “accidental database deletion”. Call it “unannounced live exercise of backup procedure”.
Using the C++ standard library beyond the C backwards compatible parts? What devilry is this‽