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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 days ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • Hallis20@piefed.world
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    This reminds me of the “TEAM!” Speech by Denholm Reynholm in IT Crowd, Thx.

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    Sounds more like preparing for a lot of Quiet Firing (harassing people so they quit) when the AI bubble starts to deflate or pop.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    9 days ago

    Never going back to office.

    I guess covid showed me the way to live.

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    As a full remote supporter i also agree Teams is insufficient (just use anything else!).

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      It never seems to get better.

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    Details: https://www.geekwire.com/2025/microsoft-sets-new-rto-policy-requiring-employees-in-the-office-3-days-per-week/

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isn’t that like, admitting your product is shite?

    Also I think this isn’t about Teams, no?

  • subiprime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I even love saying the word, teams! You probably think this is a picture of my family on my desk… It’s the A Team!

  • Fossifoo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I agree on one thing: nobody should have to work on teams. All 3 of them.

  • CarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.ml
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    Pfft. Ever bought an Xbox One X box for Xbox One X because your Xbox One X doesn’t come in a box?

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