As the ancient philosopher Jonathan Davis taught us, freaks come on leashes. Hence, you sit like a normal person.
Thank you! Inarguably eloquent defense of my posture!
I’m just trying to figure out how you positioned yourself like that…
IS2G this is just how I sit normally, I’ve never thought about it before it was pointed out.
What’s not to like?
Can’t really tell either, would need to see more exhibits to make sure. But one thing is for sure, with a perfect ass like yours you can sit as freaky as you want. 😘
Even though I admit right after waking up it took my brain a second or two to get your limbs into the right order.
I mean it’s not quite as twisty but I do have another pose…!

Those lips 😍
Oh no, carcinisation applies to sexy ladies too?
They all eventually become crabs?!
(It is rather amusing how simply black clothes + black background fucks with one’s brain)
Drake meme: Have crabs? ❌️ / Am crab? ✅️
(There was a tiny bit of editing but yeah, the effect with the fabrics was really fun)
… So …
… do you have any like-minded friends?

=P
No, it’s called a clam bake. A clam bak… oh why do I even try anymore, clams will be crabs in a million years anyway.
Open wide! 100% better than any visit to the dentist.
Ever seen the documentary film Teeth…?
Goes off to educate himself😁…
You really are a people pleaser, aren’t you? 😍
Twisty or not, this one is breathtaking again. And it tickles my mind, making me wonder how flexible you really can be.
I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it’s been downgraded to just extra bendy
Wait.
You’re saying words, but my brain is hearing ‘I could use a massage from time to time.’
Am I hearing you right, or do I need to refresh my comprehension skills?
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Going to be hot to see the outcome of you becoming super bendy again. I’ll agree to track your progress selflessly. 😜
But no more dislocations please, that is not the kind of fun pain that we have in mind for you. 😘
Hot 😈
Hell yes it is!

(… not sitting like a freak here obviously, it’s just a good photo of my ass)
… If only Kurt Cobain could perhaps have been in your heart shaped box for a week, maybe he’d still be with us today…
I doubt even my fine ass could have fixed whatever was wrong with him…
… let me just put it this way…
If I ever start a band, I’m gonna name it:
“Courtney Love’s Shotgun”.
Much like a shotgun, that joke has terrible taste.
… well that particular shotgun certainly does…
That is a damn good photo of your ass, purple knickers included!
It’s an exception ass 🤤



