hydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years agoPolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up11.59Karrow-down114
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minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 years agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 years agoMinimum Viable Player
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 years agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 years agoI can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
Wayne Gretzky? 🤷
Minimum Viable Player
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.