alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoAuthor left the jobsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAuthor left the jobsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square12linkfedilink
minus-squareAustralis13@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoAs someone who has inherited code like that, I would like to strangle the first programmer in the comic.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThe use of “would have” instead of “will have” is making my eye twitch…
minus-squareLarkinDePark@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoDo you own the company or something?
minus-squaremarcie (she/her)@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoyou should thank them for the long term employment
As someone who has inherited code like that, I would like to strangle the first programmer in the comic.
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”
The use of “would have” instead of “will have” is making my eye twitch…
Do you own the company or something?
you should thank them for the long term employment