TechCodex@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoJavascript can create atomic bombsprogramming.devimagemessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down152
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minus-squareMargot Robbie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 years agoWait, I’m CSS? I don’t get it.
minus-squareTechCodex@programming.devOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoCSS is coloring and styling in programming, Ma’am… It fits to describe the Barbie movie because of its vibrant colors JS is about logic and calculations… More like science in Oppenheimer
minus-squareMargot Robbie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoBut I’m not cascading though… Not normally, anyways. 💖
minus-squareScrappy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoI’ll have you know that CSS is Turing complete
minus-squaresecproto@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoJust because it’s turing complete, DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD TURE WITH IT.
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoAh, so that’s not Peaky Blinders.
Wait, I’m CSS?
I don’t get it.
CSS is coloring and styling in programming, Ma’am… It fits to describe the Barbie movie because of its vibrant colors
JS is about logic and calculations… More like science in Oppenheimer
But I’m not cascading though…
Not normally, anyways. 💖
I’ll have you know that CSS is Turing complete
Just because it’s turing complete, DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD TURE WITH IT.
Ah, so that’s not Peaky Blinders.