Just pay people to be your shoppers and buy as much as they can for you. And give them a good salary for it. Hiring people is not giving it away, and they are buying the stuff for you. Or hire like a private concert with someone. So many things to spend money on.

The best part is the dependency on the function is_odd.

So this won’t do the intended thing if a is 0.

Edit: Sorry I meant to reply to the parent comment, realising now you already write the exact same thing.

It’s a very large image, so many clients load a scaled down version. On Boost at least you can press the HD icon and it loads the fullsize images where stuff is legible.