I think a rugby player would be more useful in some situations

I’ve worked with the worst project managers. Sit in a meeting for an hour completely silent, then at the end ask questions that were already answered. I’d love that job. That or scrum master. Our scrum master is fucking useless. I think if he doesn’t move stories around swim lanes he will explode.

I’d wait for you to lay down and then take a fat dump on your back, then lay down on it and make a sort of poop sandwhich with me and you as the bread

Holy fuck that made me laugh and push poop out at the same time.

As a senior query writer, I use caps for begin and end and some other commands, but all caps makes my head hurt. It’s like the sql is screaming at me. I think it’s more important to have good looking queries with proper indentation.

Um you forgot the semicolon before with assuming there isn’t one in the previous statement. Syntax error. Code review failed