I can’t tell if this is real life or sarcasm…

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

Not in the slightest. I feel the same way.

Naw, it’s actually one Kinda Gallon; a Kinda Gallon of course referring to the average of the masses of a gallon of water, a gallon of beer, and a gallon of whiskey.

All, of course based on how many kerned 1s and 0s (alternatingly) you could fit printed in 12pt Times New Roman font within the thing’s length.

Also, you need to alternate rounding your error (i.e. quarter rounds down, but hotdog rounds up, etc)

Better yet, just use “cooz” as the “common unit”

Then it’s proportioned following fluid ounce measurements from there. e.g. “coc” (computer cup) is 16 coozes.

This is how I feel every time I see an overpowered “prototype” weapon in a video game that works better than the standard version.

Or pro numbers, depending on how you look at it.

How does this contrast with AntennaPod?

But feal there maey be a does of misspelt words in your setnence thoungh

So I love that this meme is detailed enough to have the older guy’s arm partially block his name tag.

…but I’m disappointed that, in spite of such details elsewhere, there’s a misspelt word.

The dichotomy is making my bones itch.