Some dude came in and showed stuff in all the blenders while screaming about not breathing

Well I guess I’d be cleaning more counters

I use DHL

This is the future.

7

Tell her some incel friend of hers is posting her IG pics to porn subs.

Boobs.

I’ve been playing slime rancher

At least take me out to dinner first, damn.

Are those cobwebs on your asshole

Is this part of the furry agenda?

breaks spaghetti near you

I just want to go home and play video games :(

edit-I’m home playing video games :D