Farting in latex pants.

Most women like anal with me because I’ve got a tiny dick.

Come over those tits?

Make you a fluffernutter.

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

You pick it up, swing it around and toss it right in the asshole from about twenty feet away.

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I’ll give you a promotion to concubine.

Every load should be shot into that pussy though.

I’m a proctologist.

How about eating your ass under the pale moon light?

Those are the best tits on Lemmy.

#nofilter

You look fun to cuddle.

I’d sniff those fingers.

I’d titty fuck the hell out of those.

Taco Bell and butt stuff!

You have fantastic titties.