This is how we end up with snow crash.

Stop shilling your game in places that aren’t meant for it

Just hit the magic ETL lever, what’s the big deal?

Just chuck an =1 at the end, bam

If I had a cookie for every time someone asked me if I could pull together some obscure metric during a 30 minute meeting I’d have the beetus

PAPYRUSSSSSS!!!

It’s all imposter syndrome, all the way down

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Using subqueries instead of CTEs, scrubs!

Munchma Quchi

I’m cracking up

Learning DBT was pretty easy for me as a data analyst. Now I’m contributing to my company’s data warehouse instead of just pulling existing data.

The null value is one of these images, we just don’t know which one yet