Omg, sign me up! I’m gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

Jesus, why’d you have to bring floating point and machine precision into the conversation? Now I won’t sleep. And the nightmares will be worse than before.

Please kill me

No, you still have a PR to review.

Did the person writing this have a stroke?

I learned assembly for a few weeks when I first started a new job once (didn’t even have anything to do with my job), and I always felt like my brain was tired after trying to write in assembly. Just took so much more mental concentration than writing in c for example.

It’s just a joke friend.

Yeah, I’ve said that before. I don’t think they have enough regression tests, and unit tests.

Why are programmers so arrogant? They do have unit tests, and a dedicated test team. Refactoring can and does introduce bugs. It’s a fact.

Sure, refactoring is sometimes necessary. But refactoring also introduces new bugs often. Our code base is constantly being refactoring, and it’s not more reliable, stuff is constantly breaking.

Sure, but refactoring things constantly leads to bugs too. Once it works you should stop rewriting code. The SW team at my job didn’t get the memo.

No you don’t, stop telling lies.

Yeah, I got that. I’m saying they need to make some friends and get some hobbies if they aren’t being funded by a state.

What a dick. I couldn’t imagine spending that much time contributing to a project so I could introduce security vulnerabilities.

If this is one individual, and not a nation state, somebody needs to make some friends and pick up some hobbies.

Python one is accurate. Most of our problems are solved by importing a library and writing the line, librarySolver.importedFunction.SolveMyProblem()

def main(): Print(‘thanks librarySolver’)

C is meant for embedded stuff. #changemymind