Been a developer for 20 years and the temptation to quit and be a stay-at-home Dad is really tempting if it was at all financially viable.

Haha, hire developers? No, no, no. Doesn’t off-the-shelf software just work? /s

Haha, no, cause then I’d be paid more.

And then the logging shows that nobody uses half the fields, but the business won’t let you remove any.

Oh no, my company is going to integrate with Service Now! Should I be scared?