Just some guy. Absolutely not 3 gremlins in a man suit. Pineapple is okay on pizza, but only when paired with a salty meat to balance the sweetness.
I’ve always found strawberries kinda bitter… Maybe I’ve just never had a good one. But to quote nick cage in face off “I could eat a peach for hours”
If you’re not, please never use it right
Sorry! But you did ask to be spoiled