Goto CAN be readable, it’s true.
The problem is that it’s easy to make code that is LESS readable; in order to prevent horrible unmaintainable spaghetti, it is forbidden nearly everywhere. A lot of coding ‘rules’ are really just ways to try to cut down on stupid coding practices by greenhorns and enforce code maintainability.


Is the name of the service a reference to anything?
What happens if you run out of space because of too many uploads that are set to never expire?
(Also it’s neat! Thanks!)