The image is a cropped xkcd with the text replaced but the same joke.

Sound like you just have a smaller smartphone on your wrist. My smartwatch has a black and white (not grayscale) display as well as 5 physical buttons and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

While I use my phone for music I can certainly see some advantages:
physical buttons
smaller and lighter
less distraction than a phone
cheaper to replace if stolen or broken

Binary is better than seximal, unless you rig the tests.

Love the subtle ways the landing page is broken on mobile.