I had ChatGPT write a haiku about this alluring photo. I think it did a pretty good job:

Lace whispers soft grace, Beauty’s back, luscious embrace, Desire’s sweet trace.

You are stunning in this.

Besides your beautiful backside. I enjoy all of the tilted yucca, while you are vertical.

I am well aware of this fact 🤤

I have a Ficus Audrey that I quite enjoy. I have also cloned several from a Ficus Lyrata and they are taking over.

Reading Wikipedia, some of the side effects don’t sound miserable: “contact with Dieffenbachia (typically from chewing) can cause a host of unpleasant symptoms, including …, excessive drooling, and localized swelling” Although most of them are less benign. Anyway, nice house plant, nicer body.

And too dangerous to put in the mouth. 😒

😍 What a lush foliage! I wonder if she is nervous that you might want to trim it down. 😅

Indeed 😰

Less subtle flirty, more in your face flirty 😍