What are you talking about? I take hour long video game breaks and nap breaks in addition to lunch. I probably actually code for like 3 hours a day, but I get more done in those 3 hours after charging up than if I’d sit there staring at code for 3 hours.

What’s funny is when I space out looking at my other monitor folks in the meeting just assume I’m working.

I schedule an hour for lunch and play video games during meetings.

I had recent cs grads in my bootcamp with me.

My bootcamp had pretty great instructors, but also a focus on learning how to teach yourself. It was a bit longer than some because it was full stack. I think it’s like university, you get out what you put in. Some folks got nothing from it, I did great. Got my first job for 70k the same week I left. 5 years later I’m making over 160k.

You can keep it private. And if you think you’re better than it you haven’t tried it. You can name the statement, and it will figure out what you want.

Seriously though, why are you writing your own SQL still? It’s the language LLMs are the most accurate at translating English into. Like, the most insane inline aggregation, nested transaction nonsense; it just does it for you if you describe what you want and it knows your schema.

I use an external mechanical keyboard exclusively.

Ok, just went to my work machine and I guess you’re right. If you hit the caps lock key quickly it doesn’t register. Don’t know why I never noticed, I am a software engineer. The ai writes all my SQL now though, so…

What? Mine doesn’t do that. I’ve been using Mac’s since 2016 when I learned to code, and I’ve never seen this behavior.

JSON is the worst name to use in this comic since it fits right in there.