huf [he/him]

oh yeah. and zoom eats up an entire god damned core minimum. jumps to two entire cores occasionally.

you do if you use eg a jetbrains IDE and your codebase is all dockerized and requires 34 separate containers to be running and also the company makes you install a “security” software that constantly scans every fucking file on the machine…

pff, i aint reading all that, lemme optimize it:

private bool isEven(int number) {
    return rand() < 0.5;
}

i guess some people like being under pressure? i dunno

it’s always been obvious to me that we need something to fill the gap between awk and sql, but please please not excel. please. among the 8 billion people on earth, someone has to have a better idea

pff no, they ask you how sorting works and then put you to work using sql’s ORDER BY. at that point, why ask?

no, there’s also documentation that is 10 years old, entirely out of date and very incomplete.

does anything flush the buffers after the print, but before the break? otherwise, if the stream you’re printing to is buffered, you’re not necessarily gonna see any output

but without traditions, we’re just drifting aimlessly through life

bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like “lo”.

lo! alas! but soft!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AxwaszFbDw

you must wait for your children or you will accumulate zombies.

surprisingly good parenting advice from the art of unix programming.

that’s because as a non-english native, it’s WAY easier to have the whole computer in english. obscuring options and error messages (by translating them) makes it much harder to fix problems.

nah, i just start a new terminal with :terminal and then start new vims inside that…