How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

Bugs frustrate me more because I can often guess at why they are happening and how to fix them but can’t just apply the fix myself.

That’s like a big portion of bugs lmao, lots of bugs exist because the spaghettification of the code makes it too costly to fix. Do you really think devs don’t know why the bugs are there? They usually can’t be fixed because there is no time or no willingness from management or the root cause is so deeply rooted it requires a shit ton of work to be able to fix it at all.

I will just rely on ISO 8602 to introduce a universal time format

I know some of the words, but dont see the funny in it, but it’s winter time so I am at a mental state like when Stan realizes he is a cynical cunt and everything is shit.

We are definitely too old for this shit

That sounds like the tits, I should open a bar

Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/

I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.

What are you writing your code in? Windows notepad? How the hell do you not see the semicolon missing?

Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.

Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.

Anyone who thinks a strong type system is a drawback has never worked on any real project where you actually have to collaborate with others.

Why is this better than DBeaver?

Other than the fact that it mentions AI which makes it instantly infinitely worse?

Well i didn’t know it existed so I would have had a hard time using it in the past, I just commented from my perspective that’s not an advantage over what I already use

Waze does that too + reported police, hazards

Maybe it’s iOS specific but I had to go to a region and download the map to be able to search it, which is not great

Any details on why it’s amazing? What does it do or doesn’t?

I mean javascript is java right? It’s in the name

My problem is with semantic whitespace

While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.

Yep, that’s the one I was paraphrasing, thanks for the exact quote

“AI” is just another productivity tool, copilot let’s you remove some of the tedious patterned work you do, like writing all those asserts in Unit tests, it’s decent at guessing html structures too.

So basically it makes a developer faster, but then so do stuff like a good IDE, good plugins for your workflow, etc.

i saw somewhere an interesting take, even if AI could generate all the code for all the edge cases, you’d still need people to translate what business wants for the AI to understand properly.

Writing code is already a small part of a developers job, completely eliminating it won’t eliminate a developers job.