On behalf of Java developers everywhere - thank you Project Lombok!

Newbs. “all” is the default target, so they did twice as much work as they needed to.

Wait til he finds out about “email”.

Ya, maybe it’s not what they intended, but we’ve see it happen enough where source is just closed. Good on them for rectifying it, either way.

Use rsync and only upload the files that have changed.

And don’t forget about namespaces. Look at formats like HAL and ODATA that try to add HATEOAS onto JSON.

Why? JSON hasn’t given us anything XML hasn’t, except maybe a bit of terseness.

I do agree SOAP is a bit over engineered, though, but that’s not the fault of XML.

We were using XML for that before JSON.

After spending enough time debugging Jenkins pipelines, I wish I had used shitty bash scripts.

If you’re reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.

If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.

XML-HTTP-request?

Yeah, network tetris. Played that a ton, too!

This is where public money should be going.

XMMS! I was trying to remember what I started using when I switched to Linux. Couldn’t leave my favourite theme behind. Thanks!

And the window?

That is not a firefox, it’s just a regular fox.

As long as there were unit tests.