Not totally related, but even though it’s tempting to kick those cube-shaped HP MicroServers across the datacenter, they’re actually a lot more dense than they look.

Relevant xkcd:

“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”

I wish I could get my family to help do a crossword with me.

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

They did, but the first run of MacBooks we got that didn’t have Firewire would let you use USB. But we needed an A to C adapter to make that work.

In the long, long ago, we used to use USB-A to A cables to transfer customers’ Mac OS X user profiles when they would buy a new Mac. Also worked with Target Disk Mode, way back when.

Oh! I know! Andrew wants Windows 95. But then he won’t be able to post questions on the Internet any more 😔 .

“These annual pizza parties are cutting into executive bonuses.”

Engineer: “It does one thing.”

Sales/marketing: “It does ANYTHING!”