Hey boss, I’m logging this ticket as tech debt. We need to take this on to hit our marketing deadline, and as soon as the project is over we need two scrum cycles to resolve it.

Two years later…

This ticket has been open forever, can we just delete it since nobody is ever going to clean this up? It’s messing up our velocity metric.

They can’t swipe your password if it’s wrong

They could of course enter it on the target website and see it’s wrong though, so this only works against the crappiest phishing attempts

I’ve adopted a policy of always ebetering my password wrong the first time.

It started by accident.

I just hear that they’re so insecure they need to define themselves by someone else’s deeply flawed version of better, instead of just being themselves and acknowledging what they like.

It’s like asking what’s the best colour, and someone answers “black, because it consumes all the other colours”

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I live in a place with at will employment, so they can fire me whenever they want.

I get paid double my last job, but it’s like Netflix, a lot of people get fired from Netflix.

I’m salary, but my boss loves nothing more than firing people.

Hah I was dicking around but it got approved during my lunch :(

That about sums it up. Even escalated to my boss at this point, still crickets. It’s not even a big or complex PR.

Ughh I’m currently waiting on a review and I’ve pinged people multiple times but nothing. It’s blocking all my work for the rest of the week.

Is a fork bomb, it starts a process that starts two more processes, which each start two more processes, which each start two more processes, which each start two more processes…

And eventually the computer locks up plus it’s hard to kill since the PIDs change constantly.