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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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The code was very janky, but it worked

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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    (+x) % 2 == 0
    

    If you forget for a second it’s Javascript, the language will turn back and bite you.

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      I am not good friends with js, what did I miss?

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        JS is a language where [1,2,11].sort() returns [1,11,2].

        And if you use a variable instead of a bare array, half the functions are side-effectful, as determined by coin toss.

        And if you try declaring that variable with new Array(3).map() then it will ignore all 3 indices, because undefined is real enough to be enumerated, but not real enough to be iterated, because, and I cannot overstress the importance of this principle in Javascript, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself is why.

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          Array(3) doesn’t create [undefined, undefined, undefined, ]; it creates [/* hole */, /* hole */, /* hole */, ]. The holes don’t set any property on the array whatsoever, so they are skipped when iterating. How this makes sense, I can’t tell you.

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            Yet the array contains exactly three nothings.

            It’s like a zen koan.

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            Time is a flat circle

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          We wrote it wrong on purpose, as a joke.

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            The Wimp Lo doctrine is a valid theory for why JS is Like That.

            If there’s two ways to do something, JS picks all three.

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        This evaluates to NaN for some reason:

        '10' % 0
        

        Since JS doesn’t really differentiate strings from numbers, except on the places it does, it makes sense to make sure you are working with numbers.

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          Oh right that. I guess I was visualizing a scenario where you already checked for it being a number, such as a Number.isInteger(x)

          also, that suprises me a lot, you’d think this is one of the places where it treats stuff as numbers

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        Not a JS dev either but ===.

        Not really sure what the (+x) is about

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          the remainder operator should return a number or a NaN right? do we actually need the triple here?

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            Not really. But with JS it’s better safe than sorry.

            The GP’s addition is unnecessary, but I fully support anyone that decides to do it.

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              point taken!

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      what does the +x do.

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        It makes sure x is a number.

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          what a wonderful and beautiful language. i’m so glad i asked

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            And so wonderfully similar to the way that symbol is used in other languages as well. Gosh darn it I love JavaScript

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