hydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoPolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up11.59Karrow-down114
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minus-squareVent@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up47·2 years agoCould be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoMinimum Viable Player
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.
Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
Wayne Gretzky? 🤷
Minimum Viable Player
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.