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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago

Which one are you reaching for today?

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Which one are you reaching for today?

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago
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  • Presi300@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Changing stuff and seeing what happens. Yeah, about sums up my “debugging”.

  • tomkatt@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I spend a bunch of time in log reviews in my current role. “Googling the error message” image is literally hanging on my office wall.

  • gressen@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Its occasional coding by night for me.

  • jsomae@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    i like the last one

  • simonced@lemmy.one
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    11 months ago

    Mine is not in the list.
    “Click here and there, because no documentation…”

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    I’m the donkey today - but it’s okay since I’m writing some automated tests over the incomprehensible thing I wrote on Tuesday.

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    11 months ago

  • CPMSP@midwest.social
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    11 months ago

    I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

  • SlippiHUD@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    2, 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are my usuals.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    The guy who wrote this is gone

    I’ve gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      The truck is to be the guy who is gone

      • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Guys who are here hate this one trick!

  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    Blame user

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Bingo!

  • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

    • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

      • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

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      I have a mention in forward with a note being “the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README”

      THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug

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        11 months ago

        I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

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          100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.

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      11 months ago

      congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

  • Funbreaker@lemmy.zip
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    11 months ago

    I’m going through Rustlings so Trying Stuff Until it Works

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    11 months ago

    I’m going for the Dr. Venkman combo: “Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!”

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