You kinda have to when half of your “team” is barely even able to write code.
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Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Came back to learn you have job security0·11 months agoLeaving 3 weeks worth of senior work to a junior is your own damn fault.
Context switching tax
Little Fortran walks into the living room.
“Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I’m scared you’ll be mad at me”
“We’ll still love you no matter what honey.”
“OK, I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I’m a frontend developer”
“WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don’t come out until you’ve written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff”
Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Open Source@lemmy.ml•My open source "proof of useful work" captcha alternative (python)2·1 year agoSeems like sciencestats.net is down
Then you took it incorrectly, its mocking my employer more than anyone.
How am I ignoring or mocking anyone?
lol that’s funny, you’re funny
I guess every job I’ve ever had has been toxic then. Juniors and to some degree mid-levels don’t usually have any say in things like when to meet
get your std away from me sir
Well yeah, if you passed a reference then once the original is destroyed it would be null. The real trick is to make a copy and destroy the original reference at the same time, that way it never knows it wasn’t the original.
You have exactly 10 seconds to get the duck out of programmerhumor
Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Pi.Alert is dead...💀 Long live NetAlert X 🚀 (network monitoring)English18·1 year agoThey’re not related at all, it looks like this is for detecting malicious networked devices.
Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•It's always semicolon, God damnit.......0·1 year agocan I interest you in some delicious linters
Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Daylight saving creator left the chat....1·1 year agoStore in UTC with the tz offset and if you’re using a modern tz library, that should handle it for you.
Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Daylight saving creator left the chat....4·1 year agoStore times in UTC, convert in UI to locale’s timezone with one of any of the millions of timezone libraries. If you’re storing in local time, you’re gonna have a bad time.
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Daxtron2@startrek.websiteto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Ente - Open sourcing our serverEnglish4·1 year agoThat’s to launch the docs…
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