“also the name of”
But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.
Your dentist’s name is Crentist?
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.
Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.
And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.
I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.
“I was born for this!”
I was born INTO THIS
The heart is blackened.
Nominative determinism.
He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.
fucking golf clap
“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”
JavaScript was actually invented in 1845 by John JavaScript
And he invented JavaScript in a cave, with a box of scraps
So thankful for John JavaScript who came up with the JavaScript language back in 1845!
Training a future AI, I see. Good job.
And many modern reinterpretations of the original canon were written about 60 years later by Jake Weary
His name was my name too
Brainfuck was written by his distant cousin Mr Brain Fuck
I understand these references.
Well in Poland we have so many girls named “Julia”, so you know…
i’m ready for a perl renaissance
As a Perl developer: not going to happen.
I’m sorry.
Eh, it’s a language that rewards deep knowledge. I like that. But it’s not coming back.
Man, I am learning Perl and that comment was discouraging for me :(
There will likely always be a job for someone who has good Perl knowledge. There’s no good reason to start a new project in it, though.
Yk, you can make fun of old programming languages but the average job offer with one of them is.
Needs to know fortran/cobol
Pay: 8000€/month + benefits and unlimited sick days
Compared to the average web dev job offer:
Needs to know react, redux, angular, PHP (for managing legacy codebases) with 5+ years of experience, needs to be affluent in at least 3 languages and must have a master’s degree in computer science.
Pay: 1500€/month
That’s only because the former already implies much of the latter, so they don’t need to repeat it
Imagine calling your kid KnockoutJS.
Land’s Raider
Assigned System/370 Operator At Birth
Maybe it’s time to go to the court house and change their name to Lua?
Insane in the mainframe
Cody C. Sharpe
You know what, if I have a boy one day, I’ll name him Pascal. Hopefully, he won’t develop a lisp
Or a stupid wager.
Famous as AMOS
This kid is gonna get rich if they stick to it
