I called in sick today so I could skip all the meetings lol

You’re very beautiful. I like your cute little freckle

Super sexy!!

I want the title of scrum master just because it sounds gross. Keep your dirty hands off my scrum!

That’s the life of a bean for ya

Yeah I am loving all these micro Linux computer options. Not much bigger than a raspberry pi but it’s a full computer. If you need gpio you can hook up an Arduino through USB and connect super easily. The one I have been using even has an integrated video card. All for around $100 and they are always in stock lol.

Super cute!

That’s fair but if you had proper test coverage there wouldn’t be much risk. Who has that though? Lol

True

This is why I usually don’t comment on stuff like this in PRs. If it’s readable and easy to understand it doesn’t need more abstractions. Even if it’s less code. What’s it save like a few bytes? That’s not as useful as the whole team instantly knowing how the code works when they see it lol

I will say though if a jr dev came upon the last code they would just look it up and learn something so that’s a total valid path too. Just depends on your codebase and how your team works. I think it usually ends up being a mix with larger teams.

SRE is Site Reliability Engineer. I think the other two are screensavers maybe? I’m trying to decipher this myself.

Ok I think those are some kind of virtual machines or containers after reading other comments lol.

In that case I’ll just have my hello world code floating in mid air. No need for monitors

Larger companies have been working fast to sandbox the models used by their employees. Once they are safe from spilling data they go all in. I’m currently on a platform team enabling generative Ai capabilities at my company.